Removing the bullsh*t from my process for you.
Say goodbye to designer drama and technical nightmares. My process is streamlined, bullsh*t-free, and actually makes sense to normal humans.
Creating a website shouldn't feel like wrestling an octopus.
After years of building killer websites for clients, I've seen firsthand how the design process typically sucks harder than a black hole. Whether working with startups or corporate giants with deep pockets, the pattern is painfully consistent: most agencies drag you through months of unnecessary meetings, speak in code only they understand, and force you into bizarre "discovery exercises" that accomplish nothing except inflating your invoice.
Intake + Discovery
In our first meeting, we're not just "having a chat" – we're lighting the fuse on your digital transformation. We'll nail down exactly what success looks like and map out a timeline that won't make you wait until the next ice age.
Then I'll hook you up with your own client portal. Inside, you'll find your brand questionnaire that digs deeper than "what's your favorite color?", straightforward terms that don't require a law degree to understand, and crystal-clear next steps. Let's get this party started right.
Mind map + Planning
First, I'll map out every inch of your website with a strategic sitemap that guides users exactly where they need to go. After you give the thumbs-up, I'll craft low-fi wireframes so we can focus on layout and structure. Think of it as your website's skeleton before we add the muscles and tattoos.
Then comes the fun part—I'll develop three distinct style directions that make your competition look like they designed their site in 2005. You'll pick your favorite, and we'll run with it into the design phase!
Design + Development
First, I'll craft high-fidelity mockups – starting with your homepage (your digital front door) and an interior page that sets the tone for everything else. This isn't some half-assed sketch – it's your website in all its glory, just waiting to come alive.
Once you're happy with the design, I'll roll up my sleeves and build the entire thing using the approved styles. No bait-and-switch, no "close enough" nonsense – what you approved is what you get, pixel for glorious pixel.
Launch
I'll launch your site and take care of the tech stuff. Your first year includes hosting, basic maintenance, and updates that keep things running smoothly. All without nickel-and-diming you for every little issue or holding your site hostage. I can export your site for you to host elsewhere if necessary.
Stick with me (most do because, well, I'm awesome) or take your site and run. No hostage situations here. Your site, your choice – because I'm confident enough in my work that I don't need to trap you in digital handcuffs.
I provide a ton of design and marketing services.
"This guy can really do all this stuff?" - Ya. Seriously. I've been doing this long enough to master my craft but not long enough to stop giving a damn. That's the sweet spot. If I think you're cool and your project doesn't suck, you're not just getting a designer—you're getting an entire creative department with none of the bureaucratic bullsh*t.
Ready to get started?
Stop settling for mediocre design that makes your business blend in with the herd. Let's collaborate on something that actually moves the needle for your bottom line—without the typical agency price tag or timeline.